The Frosso Song
(J. Pouyadou)I was minding my own little boring business
Pissed as newt ans still drinking Guinness
When she popped into the pub
The stuff of legends
My dark-eyed lady from the sunny islands
At first I thought I'd had one too many
'cause I never had seen a girl so pretty
Wearing that touch of mystery
Beating any star of any old movie
And when I saw her eyes I was captured
When I saw her smile I surrendered
But what did me in 100%
Was when she spoke Italian with a Greek accent
I was stunned an dizzy looking for something to say
Before the charming vision got away
Turned out she was a friend of the bearded Shaman
Who spent most of his time talking to the barman
He said "let me tell you about the crazy Vixen
We used to hang around the streets of Athens..."
But I did not listen to most of his harangue
'cause my heart was going bang, bang, bang!
And when I saw her eyes I was captured
When I saw her smile I surrendered
But what did me in 100%
Was when she spoke Italian with a Greek accent
You know she's chain-smoking just enough cigarettes
To have Bogey beg her to slow the rhythm down
She likes every sentence that rhymes with stupid
With that kind of girl life is never tepid
And every guy around is wondering 'bout
The mysterious girl, they wonder where she's at
But you'd better be quick, 'cause she's already gone
Back to the shelter of her sunny island
And when I saw her eyes I was captured
When I saw her smile I surrendered
But what did me in 100%
Was when she spoke Italian with a Greek accent